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Famous-fictional fuck-fest

July 14th, 2005 (11:05 pm)

The infamous [info]bouncedreality was good enough to 'tag' me into one of these things so not wanting to be a spoilsport I have willingly obliged.

The idea is to list the 10 fictional characters you'd like to sleep with, if fictional characters were available for the aforementioned hot sex and not figments of someone else's imagination. I've included pictures, you don't have to. I'm just a swot like that.



1. Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2



2. Cheetara from Thundercats



3. Queen Amidala - more specifically her Episode 2 white top nips of steel outing



4. Jo Beth Casey from Timesplitters Future Perfect - Fishnet stockings and a top that says 'SLUT' *dribbles*



5. Tank Girl - Oh you would. You'd be scared but you would. The only thing scarier than Tank Girl is the near army of butch dykes who think they're tank girl.



6. Chiana from Farscape - surprisingly not as foxy without the grey skin - weird



and just in case you were getting hot and bothered here's how wrong it can go



7. Aeryn Sun from Farscape - just for the fact that you know she'd break you in places you didn't know you had places.



8. Chun Li from Streetfighter II - I couldn't let a list like this slip past without sticking Chunners in there somewhere. The quintessential, crime fighting, ass kicking superwoman.



9. Alyxx Vance from Half Life 2 - eerily she turns up at the point in the game most gamergeeks would be considering logging out for a quick spank of the monkey. Coincidence?



10. Sydney Bristow from Alias - girls want her wardrobe, boys want her in a wardrobe. A wardrobe full of sex custard.





Right, now it's your turn monkeys

[info]blossom_blois, [info]toby_cyberbat, [info]umbriel, [info]mz_pink and [info]darkdamsel, you're up!

Come forth my monkey armeeeee!!!!

Comments

Posted by: dee ([info]umbriel)
Posted at: July 15th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)

just the very phrase 'sex custard' has made my day.

Posted by: Mikki ([info]mikki_g)
Posted at: July 15th, 2005 08:43 am (UTC)

Giana is a good choice, but Gigi Egley isn't that pretty out of make-up. However in the fantasy realm Giana is a nympho anyway, so as long as she liked you it wouldn't be a problem.

I take issue with Sydney though as Jennifer Garner is uuugly!!

Posted by: onyx_elite ([info]onyx_elite)
Posted at: July 15th, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)

Yeah right if she appeared in your bedroom wearing nowt but 3 precariously balanced fruit pastilles you would do the same as the rest of us.

Posted by: Mikki ([info]mikki_g)
Posted at: July 15th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)

yeah. i'd tell her that Elekra is a really awful film and she has funny lips!

Posted by: Darkdamsel ([info]darkdamsel)
Posted at: July 19th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)

Oooh! Dammit! you've nicked two of my girls!!!! Here goes...
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